Victory Jubilation

Just a Whim

yeah! just a whim of a opportunist.

Harmful Uses of Mobile

My selective Jokes from Reader's Digest March

Joke: A junior manager, a senior manager and their boss were on their way to a lunch meeting. In the taxi, they found a lamp. the boss rubbed it, and a genie appeared. "I'll grant you one wish each," the genie said.
Grabbing the lamp from his boss, the eager senior manager shouted, "I want to be on a fast boat in the Bhamas with no worries." And, poof, he was gone.
The Junior manager could not keep quiet. He shouted, "I want to be in California, with beautiful girls, food and cocktails." And, poof, he was gone.
Finally, it was the boss's turn. "I want those idiots back in the office after lunch."

JOke: There old friends are taking a memory test. the doctor asks the first, "What's three times three?" "274," he answers.
"Hm." The doctor turns to the second man. "What's three times three?"
"Tuesday," he replies.
"What's three times three? the doctor askes the last man.
"Nine," he answers.
"Great," the doctor says. "how did you get that?
"Simple. I subtracted 274 fromTuesday."

I love it!!

Raising Fund

You want to raise fund for tsunami victims. Why not have a fun gala night for them dancing on their mourn, jubilate their devastation with glittering dresses and amid elation we can express our deep grieve, pledge that we won’t forget this devastation.
Or we can arrange a much bigger extravaganza with all the alacrity and biggest star of showbiz world. Don’t you feel ugly when you see all this fun on the name of victims, those who have no feeling, emotion, and those just needs timely help? I mean you may say that is the only way to gather quick bucks but when you see these type of shows and at the same time you think about those victims who lost their love ones it just not digestible for me.
note: I wrote it, having watched the glimpses of HELP concert on Geo channel on February 26 night.