My selective Jokes from Reader's Digest March

Joke: A junior manager, a senior manager and their boss were on their way to a lunch meeting. In the taxi, they found a lamp. the boss rubbed it, and a genie appeared. "I'll grant you one wish each," the genie said.
Grabbing the lamp from his boss, the eager senior manager shouted, "I want to be on a fast boat in the Bhamas with no worries." And, poof, he was gone.
The Junior manager could not keep quiet. He shouted, "I want to be in California, with beautiful girls, food and cocktails." And, poof, he was gone.
Finally, it was the boss's turn. "I want those idiots back in the office after lunch."

JOke: There old friends are taking a memory test. the doctor asks the first, "What's three times three?" "274," he answers.
"Hm." The doctor turns to the second man. "What's three times three?"
"Tuesday," he replies.
"What's three times three? the doctor askes the last man.
"Nine," he answers.
"Great," the doctor says. "how did you get that?
"Simple. I subtracted 274 fromTuesday."

I love it!!